ShareMyShit Terms Of Service
ShareMyShit may, in its sole discretion, modify or revise these terms and conditions and policies at any time, and you agree to be bound by such modifications or revisions. If you do not accept and abide by this Agreement, you may not use the Website.
1. Description of Service.
ShareMyShit is a website that makes available to its viewers content generated by third-parties. The website is a resource for people who want to share and who are looking for, among other things, visual depictions of feces. Visitors to this Website may also post comments on "shit" and interact via various social options. (Collectively, "ShareMyShit's Services.")
Among other things, ShareMyShit provides a platform for uploading, sharing, and viewing image content. ShareMyShit's dynamic and collaborative service enables registered and unregistered users (visitors and registered members are collectively referred to as "User(s)") to access a host of functionality, including but not limited to various types of media submitted by Users (collectively, "User Submissions").
ShareMyShit grants you a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, limited, and revocable license to view the Content and Website subject to the terms of this Agreement. You may access, transfer, or use the Website on such software, personal computers, and/or devices as authorized by us or our content delivery providers.
2.1 The ShareMyShit.com website is a single integrated work which may not be accessed or used without permission.
This Website is a copyrighted work. The structure, design, functional components and other features of this Website, as well as all company-owned or licensed content depicted in this Website, jointly comprise a single fully integrated work owned by the Company that is presented and made available only for non-commercial entertainment use by adults as a unitary work. All use of the Website is by permission only and no rights or permissions are granted to any person or legal entity to perform, distribute, rebroadcast or otherwise use this work or any part thereof in any manner separate or apart from the use of the work as a whole in accordance with these Terms of Service while your Internet browser is in direct communication with one or more of ShareMyShit's servers at http://sharemyshit.com and/or http://shii.it. You agree that any access to or use of any content, feature or functionality on the Website, or otherwise by access via any URL commencing with the "sharemyshit.com" or "shii.it", shall be deemed to be access to, and use of, the work as a whole.
The Website is made available to you for your personal use only and may not be used in connection with any commercial endeavors except those that are specifically endorsed or approved by ShareMyShit. Illegal and/or unauthorized use of the ShareMyShit Services, including collecting usernames and/or email addresses of Members by electronic or other means for the purpose of sending unsolicited email or unauthorized framing of or linking to the ShareMyShit Website is prohibited. Commercial advertisements, affiliate links, and other forms of solicitation may be removed from Member profiles without notice and may result in termination of Membership privileges.
2.2 No Implied Use.
Users of this work are hereby advised that the work comprises valuable intellectual property owned by the Company that includes, without limitation, the work's search and content organizing functions, advertisement designs, Company trademarks, and all links and other aesthetic features and website functionality of the work. All use of this Website is by express permission controlled exclusively by these Terms of Service. There are no implied uses of this work. Access to any internal parts of the work by means other than through website navigation features provided on the Website itself are prohibited. No deep linking or independent deep link access is authorized. No authorization to use this work in any manner whatsoever is, or shall at any time be, granted to any person under the age of 18 years.
2.3 Agreement Not To Access Content Or The Website From Prohibited Areas.
As a material condition to the granting of the license to you to use the Website, you agree and warrant that you shall at no time access, view, download, receive or otherwise use, or cause or enable others to access, view, download, receive or otherwise use the Website directly or indirectly while you are in any of the geographic locations identified by the Company as "PROHIBITED AREAS" from which the Company expressly prohibits such access, viewing, downloading, receipt or other use of the Website. All of the following areas constitute such "PROHIBITED AREAS" from which the none of the age-restricted parts of Website, or any Content provided by Company, may be accessed, viewed, downloaded or otherwise received by you:
2.3.1 Prohibited Access Areas.
22.214.171.124 All parts of the following countries: Afghanistan, Algeria, Chad, Germany, Kuwait, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Libya, Micronesia, Morocco, North Korea, Pakistan, The Sudan, The Republic of China, Singapore, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Syria, The United Arab Emirates, Yemen, all areas subject to Sharia law Islamic law based on the Koran Islamic law; and
126.96.36.199 All locations within the territories of every political entity in which accessing, viewing, downloading, dissemination of, or other use of the materials depicted on or available through the Website, such as content provided by ShareMyShit, or by user submission, is prohibited by law or would otherwise constitute a violation of any regulation, rule or custom.
2.4 Affirmation That You Are An Adult And You Are Not In A Prohibited Area. YOU HEREBY AFFIRM AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY AN ADULT, I.E., OVER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS (21 YEARS IN PLACES WHERE 18 YEARS IS NOT THE AGE OF MAJORITY), THAT YOU ARE NOT LOCATED IN A PROHIBITED AREA AND THAT YOU WILL NOT ACCESS THE WEBSITE FROM ANY PROHIBITED AREA .
2.5 Consequences Of Fraudulent Age Or Location Representation. You hereby acknowledge that you understand, and that you hereby agree, that any access to the age-restricted parts of the Website by a minor or by any person located in a PROHIBITED AREAS constitutes the unauthorized accessing of ShareMyShit's computers and databases in excess of the authorization expressly granted by ShareMyShit in this Agreement, and that such unauthorized access violates state, federal and foreign laws, including, without limitation, The Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2701-2710, The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, 18 U.S.C. § 1030 and The California Comprehensive Computer Data Access and Fraud Act, Cal. Penal Code §502 and constitutes trespass to chattels, and intentional copyright infringement(s) of the ShareMyShit's copyrights in the Website which are protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. You further acknowledge that you understand that any such unauthorized access of the Website could subject you to potential criminal prosecution and substantial civil liability. For example, intentional infringement of the ShareMyShit's copyright in the Website could subject you to statutory damages of up to $150,000.
3. Ability to Accept Terms of Service.
You affirm that you are at least 18 years of age, or the applicable age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside and from which you access the Website, because the Website is prohibited for those not meeting this requirement. You also affirm that you are fully able and competent to enter into the terms, conditions, obligations, affirmations, representations, and warranties set forth in these Terms of Service, and to abide by and comply with these Terms of Service. If you are under 18 years of age, or under the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from which you access this Website, then you do not have permission to use the Website.
4. User Conduct.
You agree that you shall not, and you shall not permit others using your account, if any, to do any of the following: (a) upload, post, transmit, or otherwise make available any User Submission that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy (including without limitation any personal information except with written consent of the owner of such personal information), hateful, or racially, ethnically, or otherwise objectionable; (b) impersonate any person or entity, including without limitation any ShareMyShit personnel, or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with any person or entity; (c) forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any User Submissions transmitted through the Website; (d) upload, post, or transmit unsolicited commercial email or "spam" or engage in any practice that is in any way connected with "spam"; (e) upload, post, or otherwise transmit any User Submission that contains software viruses or any other computer code, files, or programs designed to interrupt, destroy, limit the functionality of, or monitor, or persistently reside in or on any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment; (f) damage, interfere with, or disrupt ShareMyShit, or the Website; (g) intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law, or any regulations or laws having the force of law where you reside, including without limitation any laws or regulations relating to securities, privacy, and export control; (h) "stalk" or otherwise harass another; (i) engage in, promote, or provide instructional information about, or provide image User Submissions depicting illegal activities, promote or depict physical harm or injury against any group or individual, or promote or depict any act of cruelty to animals; (j) use the Website in any way that exposes ShareMyShit to criminal or civil liability; (k) use the Website as a forwarding service to another website; or (l) exceed the scope of the service that you have signed up for.
ShareMyShit shall determine in its sole discretion what action, if any, shall be taken in the event of any discovered or reported violation of the above-mentioned terms.
If you decide to register with ShareMyShit, you will receive a password and ShareMyShit username. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of the password and username, and are fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password or username. ShareMyShit reserves the right to hold you fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password and username. Further, you agree to (a) immediately notify ShareMyShit of any unauthorized use of your password or account or any other breach of security, and (b) ensure that you exit from your account at the end of each session. ShareMyShit cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this requirement. Further, you agree not to use the account, username, or password of another Member.
With the exception of all User Submissions, the content on the Website, including without limitation, any text, software, scripts, graphics, photos, sounds, music, videos, interactive features, and the like ("Content") and the trademarks, service marks, and logos contained therein ("Marks"), are owned by or licensed to ShareMyShit, subject to copyright and other intellectual property rights under United States and foreign laws and international conventions. Content on the Website is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use only and may not be used, copied, reproduced, distributed, transmitted, broadcast, displayed, sold, licensed, or otherwise exploited for any other purposes whatsoever without the prior written consent of the respective owners. ShareMyShit reserves all rights not expressly granted in and to the Website and the Content. You agree to not engage in the use, copying, or distribution of any of the Content other than expressly permitted herein, including any use, copying, or distribution of User Submissions of third parties obtained through the Website for any commercial purposes. If you download or print a copy of the Content for personal use, you must retain all copyright and other proprietary notices contained therein. You agree not to circumvent, disable, or otherwise interfere with security related features of the Website or features that prevent or restrict use or copying of any Content or enforce limitations on use of the Website or the Content therein.
6. User Submissions.
The Website permits the submission of User Submissions and the hosting, sharing, and/or publishing of such User Submissions. You understand that whether or not such User Submissions are published, ShareMyShit does not guarantee any confidentiality with respect to any submissions.
You acknowledge and agree that ShareMyShit and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation), in their sole discretion, to refuse to publish, to remove, or to block access to any User Submission that is available via the Website or other ShareMyShit network products or services at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all, with or without notice.
You shall be solely responsible for your own User Submissions and the consequences of posting or publishing them. In connection with User Submissions, you affirm, represent, and/or warrant that: (i) you will not post, or allow anyone else to post, any material that depicts any person, humanoid species, or animal; and (ii) you own or have the necessary licenses, rights, consents, and permissions to use and authorize ShareMyShit to use all patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, moral rights, or other proprietary rights in and to any and all User Submissions to enable inclusion and use of the User Submissions in the manner contemplated by the Website and these Terms of Service.
For clarity, you retain all of your ownership rights in your User Submissions. However, by submitting the User Submissions to the Website, you hereby grant ShareMyShit a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sublicenseable, and transferable license to use, reproduce, distribute, display, and perform the User Submissions in connection with the Website and ShareMyShit's (and its successor's) business, including without limitation for promoting and redistributing part or all of the Website in any media formats and through any media channels. You also hereby grant each User of the Website a non-exclusive license to access your User Submissions through the Website, and to display, and perform such User Submissions as permitted through the functionality of the Website and under these Terms of Service. The foregoing license granted by you terminates once you remove or delete a User Submission from the Website.
You understand that when using the Website, you will be exposed to User Submissions from a variety of sources, and that ShareMyShit and the Website are not responsible for the accuracy, usefulness, safety, or intellectual property rights of or relating to such User Submissions. You further understand and acknowledge that you may be exposed to User Submissions that are inaccurate, offensive, indecent, or objectionable, and you agree to waive, and hereby do waive, any legal or equitable rights or remedies you have or may have against ShareMyShit with respect thereto, and agree to indemnify and hold ShareMyShit, its owners, and operators, affiliates, and/or licensors harmless to the fullest extent allowed by law regarding all matters related to your use of the Website.
7. Inappropriate User Submissions.
ShareMyShit assumes no responsibility for monitoring the ShareMyShit Services for inappropriate content or conduct. If at any time ShareMyShit chooses, in its sole discretion, to monitor the ShareMyShit Services, however, ShareMyShit assumes no responsibility for the content, no obligation to modify or remove any inappropriate content, and no responsibility for the conduct of the User submitting any such content. ShareMyShit may review and delete any User Submissions that, in its sole judgment, violates this Agreement or may be otherwise offensive or illegal, or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any User or person not associated with the Website (collectively "Inappropriate User Submissions"). You are solely responsible for the User Submissions that you make visible on the Website or any other material or information that you transmit or share with other Users or unrelated third-parties via the Website.
ShareMyShit does not endorse any User Submission or any opinion, recommendation, or advice expressed therein, and expressly disclaims any and all liability in connection with User Submissions. ShareMyShit does not permit copyright infringing activities and infringement of intellectual property rights on its Website, and ShareMyShit will remove all Content and User Submissions if properly notified that such Content or User Submission infringes on another's intellectual property rights. ShareMyShit reserves the right to remove Content and User Submissions without prior notice. ShareMyShit will also terminate a User's access to its Website, if he or she is determined to be a repeat infringer. A repeat infringer is a User who has been notified of infringing activity more than twice and/or has had a User Submission removed from the Website more than twice. ShareMyShit also reserves the right to decide whether Content or a User Submission is appropriate and complies with these Terms of Service for violations other than copyright infringement and violations of intellectual property law, such as, but not limited to, obscenity, or defamatory material, or excessive size. ShareMyShit may remove such User Submissions and/or terminate a User's access for uploading such material in violation of these Terms of Service at any time, without prior notice and at its sole discretion.
YOU SHALL NOT USE THE SITE AND SERVICES TO TRANSMIT, ROUTE, PROVIDE CONNECTIONS TO, OR STORE ANY MATERIAL THAT INFRINGES COPYRIGHTED WORKS OR VIOLATES OR PROMOTES THE VIOLATION OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS OF ANY THIRD PARTY.
8. Representations and Warranties.
You represent and warrant that all of the information provided by you to ShareMyShit to participate in the Website is accurate and current; and you have all necessary right, power, and authority to enter into this Agreement and to perform the acts required of you hereunder.
ShareMyShit reserves the right to terminate your access to and/or use of the Website and remove and discard any Content and User Submissions at any time for any reason, including without limitation any failure to comply with any part of this Agreement. ShareMyShit also reserves the right to discontinue providing all or part of the Website. ShareMyShit reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to change or discontinue the Website and Content at any time, without notice. You agree that any termination of your access to or use of the Website and any discontinuation by ShareMyShit in providing the Website may be effected without notice to you and that ShareMyShit shall be under no obligation to retain any User Submissions, provide any further access to any User Submissions or return any User Submissions to you. You agree that ShareMyShit shall not be liable to you or any third-party for any such termination or for any interruption or discontinuation of the Website.
11. Warranty Disclaimer/Limitation of Liability.
YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THE WEBSITE SHALL BE AT YOUR SOLE RISK AND THAT SHAREMYSHIT SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE." TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, SHAREMYSHIT, ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AND AGENTS DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, IN CONNECTION WITH THE WEBSITE AND YOUR USE THEREOF. SHAREMYSHIT MAKES NO WARRANTIES OR REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THIS SITE'S CONTENT OR THE CONTENT OF ANY SITES LINKED TO THIS SITE.
IN NO EVENT SHALL SHAREMYSHIT, ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, OR AGENTS, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM (I) ERRORS, MISTAKES, OR INACCURACIES OF CONTENT, (II) PERSONAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE, OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF THE WEBSITE, (III) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SECURE SERVERS AND/OR ANY AND ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND/OR FINANCIAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN, (IV) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM THE WEBSITE, (V) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, TROJAN HORSES, OR THE LIKE WHICH MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH THE WEBSITE BY ANY THIRD PARTY, (VI) ANY CONDUCT, WHETHER ONLINE OR OFFLINE, OF ANY USER OF THE SHAREMYSHIT SERVICES, AND/OR (VII) ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT OR FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF ANY CONTENT POSTED, EMAILED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE WEBSITE, WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT, OR ANY OTHER LEGAL THEORY, AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THE FOREGOING LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW IN THE APPLICABLE JURISDICTION.
SHAREMYSHIT DOES NOT WARRANT, ENDORSE, GUARANTEE, OR ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PRODUCT OR SERVICE ADVERTISED OR OFFERED BY A THIRD PARTY THROUGH THE WEBSITE OR ANY HYPERLINKED WEBSITE OR FEATURED IN ANY BANNER OR OTHER ADVERTISING, AND SHAREMYSHIT WILL NOT BE A PARTY TO OR IN ANY WAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MONITORING ANY TRANSACTION BETWEEN YOU AND THIRD-PARTY PROVIDERS OF PRODUCTS OR SERVICES. AS WITH THE PURCHASE OF A PRODUCT OR SERVICE THROUGH ANY MEDIUM OR IN ANY ENVIRONMENT, YOU SHOULD USE YOUR BEST JUDGMENT AND EXERCISE CAUTION WHERE APPROPRIATE.
YOU SPECIFICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SHAREMYSHIT SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR USER SUBMISSIONS OR THE DEFAMATORY, OFFENSIVE, OR ILLEGAL CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY AND THAT THE RISK OF HARM OR DAMAGE FROM THE FOREGOING RESTS ENTIRELY WITH YOU.
ShareMyShit makes no representations that the Website is appropriate or available for use in locations outside of the United States of America. Those who access or use the Website from other jurisdictions do so at their own volition and are responsible for compliance with local law.
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless ShareMyShit, its members, officers, directors, employees, and agents, from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs or debt, and expenses (including but not limited to attorney's fees) arising from: (i) your use of and access to the Website; (ii) your violation of any term of these Terms of Service; (iii) your violation of any third party right, including without limitation any copyright, property, or privacy right; or (iv) any claim that one of your User Submissions caused damage to a third party. This defense and indemnification obligation will survive these Terms of Service and your use of the Website.
13. Advertisements and Promotions
You understand and agree that ShareMyShit may display advertisements on some or all of the site. You also understand and agree that you will not obscure any advertisements from general view via HTML/CSS or any other means. By using the Service, you agree that ShareMyShit has the right to run such advertisements without prior notice and without recompense to you or any other user. ShareMyShit reserves the right to modify the manner, mode, and extent of advertising on the site at any time without notice. Any business dealings, interactions, or participation in sponsored giveaways or promotions with advertisers found on the site, including payment and delivery of related goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties, or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between you and such advertiser. You agree that ShareMyShit shall not be held responsible for any loss or damage incurred as the result of such interactions or dealings with advertisers on the site.
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